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AlaPlaya: Lousy Offers For Stupid People… I’m Starting To Get Nervous About ARGO Online

AlaPlaya is a world-wide game publishing network that is going to release ARGO Online (a hybrid between fantasy and steampunk genres, i wrote about it here and here). Now i’m getting really nervous about ARGO because of what one of AlaPlaya divisions is doing right now: www.alaplaya.eu is keep sending illiterate, dumb and absolutely clueless spam thinking they’re making an “offer” (and probably a good one!) to its players:
“Hello ChickGeek, we wish to give you some starting funds for your favorite game. Just download one of the alaplaya games, create your own charakter and buy cool items.  Click here to see the alaplaya games. As soon as you have created your own charakter in one of the games, you will receive your bonuspoints”.
CharaKter. And these people are supposed to sell us games.

Who the hell are they taking us for? Some clueless morons?

Well, many of you may think there’s no problem with making grammatical mistakes. If you write for yourself or for a friend that might be the case, but writing a sales promotion copy (which this emails are obviously supposed to be in an ideal world) it’s a whole new story. Some people were dumb enough to get some manager (or a student, or even some employee’s kid – a person, that have no clue on what they are doing) to write a text that was supposed to promote sales of their games. And no one even cared to check the spelling.

Be it just one time “charakter”, okay – that would be a misspelling, but twice repeated – it means someone being illiterate. And someone else – extremely dumb, because I’ve got this same mail twice – today and back on 17th December. And someone ELSE hired all those morons and keeps paying them! If I am to write a text like that for someone who pays me money for that kind of thing – instead of getting these money I’d have my ass handed to me faster, than you can say “cheeseburger”.

And all of those people are supposed to sell us GOOD games! Those who can’t even spell a “CHARACTER”, how did they managed to run the business for so long? I only hope that they outsource game translations to someone more capable of working with words…

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